My Important Things

Just to lash out at how the world today, lost the meaning as to what is important to them in their lives....well to my eyes anyway. [perasan]
Anyway, the things that matters to me, well I shall start rating them from matters of utmost importance to the not-so-important.

No.1

Me, myself and I matters.

The me back then

The me now

Thats all there is to it.If asked, I'd dare bet majority would say family. Some ppl who reads this may think I'm selfish and damn super conscious, but then, here's my reasoning.
If there is no me, then I cannot care for another person/thing/matters no? If I am not there, how can I care OR PLACE someone of more importance to me than myself? See, therefore I have to matter first.

No.2

Family

My family[minus dad]

My sis and I

Ah yes, this is without further questioning that they HAVE to come second place. The fear of being smithen by God for being a disloyal child is just too great. bwahaha, as if I had any god. Yeah well, anyway, others are free to contest this place with their lover or something, but for me I think family still comes first. Screw the rest man, if you can't even care for your family, forget of even doing it for others/company/country or "for the good mankind". Thats just plain hypocrite for those ppl who uttered such words while they put aside their family for their so0-called for the betterment of society. Not to mention, if you can't even manage or maintain a family, how the heck are you gonna maintain society? StuuU-pIak

Little brother and I

Mom and I

No.3
Nature

Would you blive it if i told u this picture was taken in Msia?

Beautiful Sky

Ah, I just love nature. Forget bout god, I'll believe in Mother Nature. You gotta love the trees for their clean pure oxygen emission. ANd the green grass to soothe your eyes. Soil to run and roll over on. And the sky, totally amazing. Never fail to amaze me that sky. You can totally lose yourself from looking at the sky. I used to stare at the sky so much that i din realise I kept my mouth open for the whole hours that it dried up completely. HAHA. They are important to me, because they are the source of my energy. The earth rebounds me to go forward. The grass will comfort me if I fall. The air will push me forward, and the sky will always be there for me. I have this idea that, nature helps you, that they supplement you with their energy.All you gotta do is let it pass through you. Which is why I respect nature and they are after my family. People nowadays, they've forgotten how much nature has given us mankind. In the stone age all, i think humans cherished and worshipped nature. Well, I'm not asking ppl to start prayin to a mound of earth or offering burnt paper money to stones, just to respect nature, their blessings and to not ruin them!!! Use petrol for god's sake not diesel. Better still if you use hydrogen powered ones. So they're a little slower, then? Like you can speed that much on the highway with all those OTHER vehicles and SPEED TRAPS. Recycle paper!!! We need trees, not air conditioner. If we had more trees, it would be cooler. When its cooler, we don't need air-cond, therefore less electricity usage and bill , less burning of coal therefore LESS Air and water pollution AND NO GLOBAL WARMING.

Save battery, use water!!!

Nature with a self-lighted water tumbler. Cool huh?

Solar powered AC

See? All those smart ass scientist comes up with inventions like faster car, faster internet,housechore robots,drugs for this disease,that disease, nuclear weapons, wouldn't you come up with something to fix our Ozone layer first? Or a tree that converts carbon monoxide to clean air??Or artificial stones that can filter out the shit stuffs ppl dump into rivers and seas??

yeah its really called a ShitBox for u to shit in and dispose

Animals? yeah, i love them too. I thank them for supplying us with nutrients and food. I respect them for being our prey/our food. True, we breed them, deny them of freedom rights, mess with their genetics or experiment on them for drug test only to kill them off later. Well, we can't help it, its better someone else than oneself no? Same rule applies over species. I don't think animals are stupid, its just that they are much more simpler than us I guess. Its the game of survival here people. You can't complain bout that. Who knows? Maybe one day, the chickens will get tired of us breeding and killing them off that they would rebel and take over the world?Of course we humans will battle it out, its only in ALL our nature regardless animals,plants or humans to stay alive.

Moo~

Power to the Chickens!!

Have you any wool?

This would be my dog, and no I don't eat them

And my ungrateful cat

No.4

Toilet

Shit i love this bathroom


Hell yeah.What? It is important to me. Toilet is a SACRED PLACE. Its the place, where you do the next important things to breathing, which I need not explain. Toilets should be clean, user friendly and spacious. It needs good aeration and need constant servicing. You know how easy it is for a sink to get blocked? And how cockroaches can penetrate through sewer?! Which is why you need proper maintainence of your toilet. Its important to me coz, well I think, we humans spend the longest time at just one place, WILLINGLY in the toilet. When we go other places, be it visiting or holidays, the thing which we would miss from home would be our toilet. The first thing we look about a place is the toilet. How when we are away at god knows some foreign country living in a 6-star hotel downright to hostel, we will think bout how our toilet in our home suits us the best.

No.5

Friends

Mei Yuin, Tharash,Me and Mabel

Lin Wei, Jia Shuen and Naomi

The Delhi groupies!!

Yes, those beings that we call as "friends". You know, the ppl we always hang out with. Though i rather preferred to refer them as my comrades. Coz, we only became friends coz we're like into something together. Eg: in the same course, you make friends. why? Coz we're doing together its its much easier to go thru it if we had someone else going thru the same thing with us. No complaints there. Anyway, as surprising it is to ME, i placed them quite up high, due to past experiences, how precious a friend is. And how I, with my honour would always cherish them, protect them and care for them in regard to myself. Of course I would treat them nice. Coz gotta make them happy!!! However, sometimes I found out that if you treat them too nice, some will take advantage of it, and some will get...weird. Which is why I resetted it to being less nice,less caring,less attentive. In other words? Less showing of affection.

Me, Naomi and Wei Yun

The most important principle for me and my advice to everyone out there from past experience is;

Never fall in love with your best friend

You ask why? Since its like everything starts from being friends right? How it later on proceeds to good friends--->Best friend--->Bf/Gf--->Lovers. NOT!!! I'm sorry to burst your fairy tale bubble but let me tell you why,

First of, being a best friend means you know EVERYTHING, well almost anyway about the other person. confer? Yes. Also you'll be hanging out everyday at some point in time with that person. Isn't it kinda tiring to see the same face all the time?

Secondly, because you're both so used to being around each other, its almost like you don't really notice that person anymore,even though you hang out with each other almost all the time. So, that person WILL look the same to you, no matter what changes he/she did.

Third, because you are a best friend, you are expected of things, BECAUSE you are a best friend. Fail to do so, will result in accusation,suspision and Jealousy.

And, if YOUR best friend happen to have feelings for you, that person will totally lose the boundaries between best friend and god knows what. That best friend will get jealous if you spent too much time with your other friends, or if you missed hanging out one day with that person. So particular to the point, that he/she might even point out "Why are you avoiding eye contact with me?"

Okay, that is totally creepy, so folks out there, DO NOT do this, you'll end up freakin out your "best friend" and losing one.

So thats it for me rantings. Maybe later on I'll continue till no.10? Or not. Top 5 is enough huh. Things that matters to me anyway.

Hard to describe scene

One Saturday afternoon, a girl and her friends went to this mall. She walked around it and saw everything. Then she got tired of walking, since she has been travelling overnight and hasn't much sleep. SO, she decided to find a place to sit and rest. She found an empty bench is a not so quiet corner.But still, since she was so tired, she could sit down there and rest, while her other friends went shopping. So there she sat, dozing off. Before long, she was in deep slumber, with her MP3 plugged on [to block out other noises]. Suddenly, she felt a something tapping her hand, so she woke up, to see a woman tapping her hand. Her mouth moved but no noise came out. Oh, the MP3 is still on; unplugged, still garbled [half in dreamland]. Then the woman left. Whatever, continue sleeping. Then, not long after, another tapping. She wakes up. This time is a uniformed man, a security guard.
Security guard: You can't sit here.
Girl: Huh? Why not?
Security Guard: [points to the writing on the bench] Its only for elderly and disabled people. You can't sit here.
Girl: Well, do you see anyone else sitting here? Its empty, so I can't sit here?
Security Guard: No. You want to sit, why don't you sit outside?
Girl: ??? What? There's no one sitting here.

The security guy walks away.
Girl: Whatever.
She continues her sleep, ONLY to be awakened again, this time by someone poking her.
She wakes up now, feeling quite irritated, expecting to see a.....little boy grinning and runs off. A fat woman appears now,
Fat woman: Sorry, thats my son. He's just playing, for amusement. She gave the fat woman, her coldest stare and went back to sleep, feeling a lot more irritated.
Its getting a bit harder to fall back to sleep since the frequency of ppl disturbing here is increasing. As you all may have guessed, before she could doze off, another disturbance came.
She recognized him as the security man earlier.
Security Guard: Don't sleep.
Before the girl had anytime to reply, he walks off. She stared at him in disbelief. As her shock wears off, she was left with anger, irritation and annoyance.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with these people. I'm trying to get some rest and these ppl are coming here, disturbing me and telling me all the most idiotic things. Ugh another one better not come and tap on me and disturb me again. Coz, the next time, I'll bite the next person's head off!!
She lowered her cap to cover out the light and tried to went back to sleep, or at the very least, ignore all the people around her. But, it seems like these ppl didn't have enough of her yet!!
She hears the familiar footsteps of the security guard, with their walkie talkie on.
Girl: Ugh, another one. I'm going to seriously kill them if they disturb me one more time!! Leave me alone!!
Someone taps her hand.
She looks up and this time a female security guard stands in front of her.
Female Security guard: Excuse me ma'am. You can't sit here.
The girl, after many countless disturbances by these plagues, is already at her limit, added on with her lack of sleep, her temper flared.
Girl: Why can't I sit here? Do you see anyone else sitting here? NO right? So why can't I sit on an EMPTY bench? Fine so you say its for old and disabled. So its alright if I sit on the floor? Then you would stop disturbing me?!
Female security guard: No ma'am. We're just concerned. You have been sitting here for the past 2 hours and not moving. We tapped you and you gave no response at all.
Girl: I was asleep.How was I supposed to give a reaction?! And I had my Mp3 on, obviously I couldn't hear you. And so what if i've been sitting here for 2 hours. Is that a crime? I can't sit down?
Female Security guard: No ma'am. Its not a crime. This is a shopping mall. Why don't you walk around?
Girl: I've already walked around, and so i'm sitting down to rest.
Female security guard: You can't sleep here. This is a shopping mall. You're suppose to walk. If you want to sit. why don't you sit outside?
Girl: [pretty much furious now] What you mean I can't sleep here? First you tell me I can't sit here. Then you tell me I can't sleep? What next? That I can't breath now? I already walked, so now i'm sitting. SO what if its for 2 hours? ANd I want to sit here coz i'm waiting for my friends as well.
At this point, she was already raising her voice towards the female security guard, with people around her staring but she doesn't care anymore. This conversation is getting just too stupid, and downright pure nonsensical.
Female security guard: Ma'am, you can't sit here. If you want, you can sit outside.
"My god, these ppl are damn annoying. And i can't even call the security guard to tell them off, when THEY are the ones who are buggin me!!" the girl thought to herself.
They say help comes in many forms, and it so happens to be in the form of another woman who decided to sat on the accursed same bench as the girl. The girl looks at her and said, "Woman, what do I do with these people?"
Helpful woman : Ok, what is the problem? [she asks the female security guard]
Female security guard: Ma'am, this girl here has been sitting here for the past 2 hours. We tried calling her but she wouldn't response. So we got worried and came here to check if she was unwell. Did you know that today, there's this old man, who was just sitting in his car in the basement. We all thought that he was sleeping too, but he was dead.
The helpful woman gaped.
Girl interjects: Do I look dead to you now? Now can you leave me alone since I'm alive and like i said, i'm just resting. I'm not sick, I'm just resting!!!
Girl's inner thought: Yeah right, some kinda crap story. You didn't mention it to me when I asked you so many times and now you come up with this story. And if you were really concerned if I was unwell, you wouldn't want to provoked me into getting stroke. ANd if its true someone did die, then you only wanted to washed your hands off mine in case you got another death in your stupid mall, by asking me to sit outside, you bloody goddamn hypocrite.
Helpful woman: Look, this man's incident and her incident are 2 different things. She's fine, and like she said, she's resting. So there's nothing wrong. So its okay to sit here.
Female security guard: Ok ma'am. We just wanted to check if you're ok. You can sit here as long as you like, till 10pm or 11 pm. You can sit here
Girl's inner thought: Yeah right, like hell i'm gonna stay at this stupid place and put up with stupid ppl like you for long.
Girl: [to the helpful woman] Thank you.

And so ends this scene...i don't know what to describe what scene this is, but its copyrighted. So if anyone wanted to use this scene for humour or poke fun at some stupid things you encounter in life, contact me!!!

Hugs are scary

Hugs are scary. I feel they are. . You can't move away from there, always stuck. Ugh, it gives me the creeps.

how i see hugs as

The hug will be like a bind, getting tighter and tighter. And when you try to struggle free, it becomes even more tighter and tangled. Then you start to feel desperate, and despair, coz' you can't get free from it.

Its like you're trapped in their arms, helpless and weak. They constrict you. They won't let you go

Thats when you know you've been caught. And feeling trapped like an animal.


You can't escape from it. And what in the end? You finally drown in it. AAAHHHHHHH!!! DAMN SCARY SHIT!!

The end.

A PIDC Student's Guidebook on What to do in Hostel"

Lecturers asks us what do we do in the hostel?? Yes, thats a VERY good question. Since we can't answer any of their questions, so means we didn't study aite? So WHAT DO WE DO IN THE HOSTEL? hrmms i think it varies for everyone, but I guess I can try to compile one answer sheet? LOL.

Essay -15 marks

1. Classify them and give examples.( 5 marks)

2. Write in detail about the activities and give good,neat and clear diagrams. (10 marks)

Name: Lee Hui Ling II Summer Batch 2007

Date: 29/7/08

Subject: Good crap ;)

Answer
Introduction: Everyday, the homosapien sp. finishes their education at 3 pm or 4 pm. After 7 hours of intellectual cultivation, they are exhausted. When they reaches back to their habitat. As their energy stores are depleted, they need to replenish it. There are many ways to replenish their energy, each depending on what type of genus they are.

Classification

1. Based on gluttony 1. Studious

2. Based on laziness

3. Sporty

4. Miscellaneous

1.Gluttony

Under this classification, it is further divided into

(a) those who cook and eat

Examples:

This dish looks lonely, which is why its best eaten wid the rests

- 100% of the population here are capable of making their own food

- is only done when ther's not enough ingredients/lazy/ done just to fill the stomach up
-usually consists of instant food, or own creation

-not suitable for majority

(b) those who cook for other ppl to eat as well

Examples:

Happy Lois Happy Meal!!

A typical rice wid dishes by yours truly wid Lois

Ah, a nice loaded bowl of Har mee...haha,courtesy of my roomie

See, they're prepared for battle!! Modern day hunters use fork and knives

-80-95% of population
-this event occurs almost on daily basis.

- ingredient is enough, manpower is also there

-food tastes better when everyone is fighting for it
- promotes bonding between the homos

-also a stage for conducting experiments on new dish creation

(c) those who snitched on other ppl's food
-seen in 5-20% of the population

-these ppl are too lazy to cook for themselves or also to join in other groups to cook

- only eat very small non-homosapien amount
-useful in getting rid of extra excess food, thus not wasting food

Examples:

Limited space...and food

After all are full and satisfied

2. Laziness

Is further divided into several types:

Type I- collapses after returns from class and enters Lala land

Type II- Sleeps and wakes up when its time to eat

Type III- Comes back to rest/sleep for a while, then its playtime!!!

Type IV- Comes back to sleep and wakes up the next morning, late for class

Here, due to certain privacy and fair name of individuals, examples cannot be given or mentioned. However, readers can classify themselves accordingly. *winks*

Sporty-ness

Is further divided into :

(a) Outdoor

Examples:

(b) Indoor

Examples:

Here we can see some "si lai-s" playin Mah Jong. Good for Alzheimer disease i heard

Texas Hold'em anyone? Its good for a rush for your money!!

Doing Yoga and stretches

Miscellaneous

Examples:

In each other's room, they can do wonders~

worshipping themselves

Bedtime stories

Playing "The Fly"

Singing

Pretending to be Miss,err i mean Mr. World

Reliving their childhood days

Guys bonding with each other...chummy ain't they?

And of coz dressing up, isn't it girl's favourite past time?

Well who's the sexy legs? *grins* Guys here love dressing up too!

Bubbly....it relieves stress according to Pei San...spongebob anyone?

thats not my roomate..i swear

At least some make use of their time to learn something useful

We've got "Tai Lou"here and his henchmen

charades------> S-A-B-A-H

But of coz all hope is not lost, another activity that is going round here other than all the above is....------------------------------>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

STUDY

well this category, is quite rare, seeing so by the picture collection...haha. This kind of species is very..VERY hard to come by..even getting a glimpse of these rare and special breeds is almost like....uber lucky. And taking snapshots of these kinds are even more harder to come by...*rofl* But you lucky readers, today you get to see up close these rarest of the rare kinds here, right up.

Man, National Geographic shud employ me la...since i manage to capture special breeds on my trusty 3.0X nokia camera...*lmao*

Just see how deep is their concentration power!!

OMG!!The legendary ability of "MULTI-TASKING"

These powers are said to be developed by them, who wants to save time on other things other than studying!!!

Thus ends my answer sheet on "WHAT DO WE DO IN THE HOSTEL?"