A PIDC Student's Guidebook on What to do in Hostel"

Lecturers asks us what do we do in the hostel?? Yes, thats a VERY good question. Since we can't answer any of their questions, so means we didn't study aite? So WHAT DO WE DO IN THE HOSTEL? hrmms i think it varies for everyone, but I guess I can try to compile one answer sheet? LOL.

Essay -15 marks

1. Classify them and give examples.( 5 marks)

2. Write in detail about the activities and give good,neat and clear diagrams. (10 marks)

Name: Lee Hui Ling II Summer Batch 2007

Date: 29/7/08

Subject: Good crap ;)

Answer
Introduction: Everyday, the homosapien sp. finishes their education at 3 pm or 4 pm. After 7 hours of intellectual cultivation, they are exhausted. When they reaches back to their habitat. As their energy stores are depleted, they need to replenish it. There are many ways to replenish their energy, each depending on what type of genus they are.

Classification

1. Based on gluttony 1. Studious

2. Based on laziness

3. Sporty

4. Miscellaneous

1.Gluttony

Under this classification, it is further divided into

(a) those who cook and eat

Examples:

This dish looks lonely, which is why its best eaten wid the rests

- 100% of the population here are capable of making their own food

- is only done when ther's not enough ingredients/lazy/ done just to fill the stomach up
-usually consists of instant food, or own creation

-not suitable for majority

(b) those who cook for other ppl to eat as well

Examples:

Happy Lois Happy Meal!!

A typical rice wid dishes by yours truly wid Lois

Ah, a nice loaded bowl of Har mee...haha,courtesy of my roomie

See, they're prepared for battle!! Modern day hunters use fork and knives

-80-95% of population
-this event occurs almost on daily basis.

- ingredient is enough, manpower is also there

-food tastes better when everyone is fighting for it
- promotes bonding between the homos

-also a stage for conducting experiments on new dish creation

(c) those who snitched on other ppl's food
-seen in 5-20% of the population

-these ppl are too lazy to cook for themselves or also to join in other groups to cook

- only eat very small non-homosapien amount
-useful in getting rid of extra excess food, thus not wasting food

Examples:

Limited space...and food

After all are full and satisfied

2. Laziness

Is further divided into several types:

Type I- collapses after returns from class and enters Lala land

Type II- Sleeps and wakes up when its time to eat

Type III- Comes back to rest/sleep for a while, then its playtime!!!

Type IV- Comes back to sleep and wakes up the next morning, late for class

Here, due to certain privacy and fair name of individuals, examples cannot be given or mentioned. However, readers can classify themselves accordingly. *winks*

Sporty-ness

Is further divided into :

(a) Outdoor

Examples:

(b) Indoor

Examples:

Here we can see some "si lai-s" playin Mah Jong. Good for Alzheimer disease i heard

Texas Hold'em anyone? Its good for a rush for your money!!

Doing Yoga and stretches

Miscellaneous

Examples:

In each other's room, they can do wonders~

worshipping themselves

Bedtime stories

Playing "The Fly"

Singing

Pretending to be Miss,err i mean Mr. World

Reliving their childhood days

Guys bonding with each other...chummy ain't they?

And of coz dressing up, isn't it girl's favourite past time?

Well who's the sexy legs? *grins* Guys here love dressing up too!

Bubbly....it relieves stress according to Pei San...spongebob anyone?

thats not my roomate..i swear

At least some make use of their time to learn something useful

We've got "Tai Lou"here and his henchmen

charades------> S-A-B-A-H

But of coz all hope is not lost, another activity that is going round here other than all the above is....------------------------------>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

STUDY

well this category, is quite rare, seeing so by the picture collection...haha. This kind of species is very..VERY hard to come by..even getting a glimpse of these rare and special breeds is almost like....uber lucky. And taking snapshots of these kinds are even more harder to come by...*rofl* But you lucky readers, today you get to see up close these rarest of the rare kinds here, right up.

Man, National Geographic shud employ me la...since i manage to capture special breeds on my trusty 3.0X nokia camera...*lmao*

Just see how deep is their concentration power!!

OMG!!The legendary ability of "MULTI-TASKING"

These powers are said to be developed by them, who wants to save time on other things other than studying!!!

Thus ends my answer sheet on "WHAT DO WE DO IN THE HOSTEL?"